2 x £150 Experience Vouchers - Blast Your Ex Into Space!

[FruitySlots]

Everyone has had a horrid break up with thier partner before. Most people have also had a funny break up story or break up line!

With Valentines round the corner this is your chance to share your funny/memorable break up story!

Simply post a story in this thread about your funniest dating experience for your chance to win 1 or 2 Red Letter Days Experience vouchers Worth £150.

2 Winners will be picked at ramdom using random org.

Terms and Condtions:

1.The promoter is: Genesis Global Ltd whose registered office is at 28, GB Buildings, Level 3, Watar Street, Ta’Xbiex. XBX 1301, Malta.
2.The competition is only open to residents of the all countries not restricted for registration at Genesis Casino aged 18 years or over except employees of Genesis Global Ltd and their close relatives and anyone otherwise connected with the organisation or judging of the competition.
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6.Only one entry will be accepted per person. Additional entries from the same person will be discounted.
7.Closing date for entry will be Midnight on 14th February 2020 After this date the no further entries to the competition will be accepted.
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Red Letter Days Experience Voucher worth £150 Prizes are as stated and no cash or other alternatives will be offered. The prizes are not transferable. Prizes are subject to availability and we reserve the right to substitute any prize with another of equivalent value without giving notice.
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[Willy Mcneil]

Soooooo this one time I broke up with someone. They really annoyed me and made me look stupid by cheating in me. I still had a house key so when they were at work I went in with £20 worth of fresh fish and stuffed it down back off couch. Want to be a stinky fish I'll show you stinky fish!!! 😂😂😂 yes I know it was bad but hey they deserved it 😷🙈😂

[Jjtigzshaz]

My ex that I was with for 10 years went to the shop for milk and never came back left me with our 3 daughters who I've been raising by my self for a little over 3 years now and suddenly just before Xmas she rang me not to ask how our children are but to see if I would lend her 20 quid haha

[Beauty1]

About 8 years ago i went out to work came home to find out the other half had took anything she could carry and left a dear john letter on valtines day was a really good day that one as did get the rest of the week of work due to unforunte things happing in my life 

[Eddieflynn]

After about 6 weeks of being with MA girlfriend she started getting g a bit jealous because she thought a girl coral kept textn me and actually broke up with me through text but it actually was the bookies coral 😂😂😂 after explaining wee are now happily engaged 7 year later with 2 daughters 

[Kopman]

Managed to book a table for Valentine day which was a mission as it is a busy time of year, don't think the missus will appreciate it though because she is shit at snooker!

[shadowsss01]

before we got married and had kids when we went out for meals i would always pretend to propose the amout of free meals pudding bottles of wine etc we got was amazing.

[katiecollins153]

I broke up with my boyfriend because he was always putting me through tests to show my loyalty. Well, a few weeks later, I heard that he'd overdosed on pills from his parents' medicine cabinet and died. I felt horrible, like it was all my fault. I didn't even have the heart to reach out to his family or attend his funeral. But the day after the funeral, I got a text from his number..."

[Pickup51]

My ex finished with me at my dads wake as my sisters pal was doing high kicks as she’s a dancer and thought I was looking at her and put the ring I got her for Christmas in my pocket and I thought she fell out with me cause my sisters other pal was holding my hand as my ex walked past lol pheeewww

[Jason Harris]

I was seeing someone for a few weeks. Started off fine. Then she seemed a bit strange. Then her oldest daughter said mummy can we keep this one we like him? Wtf I thought? Then a week later she was at the school picking her kids up with another bloke.  Haha I had a great escape from that.

 

 

[Leslie4356]

So I was with someone for a good 4 years and I turned out she was cheating on me so I sacked her off.  Anyway a few years latwe found out she xhnaged sex to a bloke 

[Annmarie]

I spilt from my boyfriend last may after 13 years together and for some reason he still lives with me even though he got a new flat over a month ago 😭 he says he has to wait till it's decorated but FFS sake man get to 🤬🤬 already 😂

[Rinaberry22]

Ok well I left my ex husband for cheating and other stuff after that I meet what I thought was a great guy was amazing ect you know how it is. Well I found out he went Manchester and cheated on me. Well I went round to his house took the PS4 made him sign over his car to me took the bike and to be a bastard I put a to sale sign on the car on his road to rub it in his face. What was brilliant he went tits up in a massive mud puddle chasing me outside the house begging for forgiveness he still was walking down the road mud all over him me just laughing thinking what a twat. Ladies and gentlemen always have dignity and leave a cheater plenty more fish in the sea even in the mud. Lol

[maxc19]

 i had been dating this girl for 10 months and we were in LOVE, or at least I thought. My friend stole my phone while we were hanging out and texted her something about potatoes, so her and i launched into a supposedly friendly debate over which are better: curly or regular fries. i, of course, was defending the curlies. all of the sudden, she ATTACKS me textually. “You are so fucking stupid. Your food opinions make you sound like a six year old. You think your opinion is fact. You sound so fucking stupid, i was SHOCKED and didn’t respond. thirty minutes later she texts me and says shes crying. 2 hours later and the relationship is officially over.

[Natava]

I had a rough time when I was pregnant with the baby’s dad, He never came to any appointments ect, wasn’t interested, found out he was seeing someone else, so me and a few of my friends found his van parked at the pub One night , we went to Asda. Bought vagisil, squirted it out over the seat and placed it on the floor hoping his new girlfriend would find it, his friends used to talk about it, but I’ve never mentioned it was me so I’m Goosed if he watches the stream lol,

[Rachel hunt]

Must have been at least 16 years ago my now ex did me a lovely  candle lit meal trying to be sweet and feed me a spoon of dessert  I lent over the fucking candle set my hair on fire I was going mad. Never seen a black man go so white . That didnt last long . I did tell him there was alot of candles so close and he even burned his hand while eating. total fucking disaster

luckily  my hair wasnt so bad had to get it cut a good inches tho that's the only inches I got that month 🤣🤣

[Vamptaff]

Well when I split from my ex wife found out that she was sleeping around and little did I know the person she was sleeping with was my father but finally got my divorce papers throu last month

[Moomoo2007]

When me and my ex split I had left some stuff at hers went to collect it from her flat mate and inside the bag was a note saying can u return my belongings and delete the pics of my arse hole 😂😂😂

[SadioMoney]

It was Sunday 2nd February, Jamie knew it was my birthday on the Monday so planned to stream the Sunday night as a present for me but then his massive headed sidekick decided to cancel the stream so he could go watch American Egg Chasing! And you know what? He didn't even watch the fucking thing, he just done it because he's jealous of how close me and Jamie are.

[Rachel hunt]

1 hour ago, Rachel hunt said:

Must have been at least 16 years ago my now ex did me a lovely  candle lit meal trying to be sweet and feed me a spoon of dessert  I lent over the fucking candle set my hair on fire I was going mad. . That didnt last long . I did tell him there was alot of candles so close and he even burned his hand while eating. total fucking disaster

luckily  my hair wasnt so bad had to get it cut a good inches tho that's the only inches I got that month 🤣🤣

 

[Kadiecj]

So my boyfriend was going on a lads holiday, only text once’s the whole holiday, I thought ok just enjoying himself. I see he got tagged in a holiday photo from a club out in Lloret De Mar, So I checked through photos to see him with girls. Full on cheating, kissing and all sorts. So I printed out the photos. When he returned I confronted him and he was like no, absolutely not. I chucked the photos at him.. Safe to say, it was over.  He then tried to text and try it on with my sister, which clearly didn’t go very far. She shut him down 😂 

I had a lucky escape as 13 years later, he’s just been released from prison for being a child sex offender from an investigation from a couple of a years ago! So horrific and such a horrible man! 🙈

Edited February 4, 2020 by Kadiecj

[Lurcherpoppy]

Starngest story I have I was with a girl when I was about 13 probably the first love I ever had and her family was in the army so they moved to Germany and that was the last time I saw her....10 years later we ended uo bumoing into eachother at the same work place and we've now been married for 5 years

[Katieliam12]

I spent the day at the zoo with my boyfriend and during the car ride back home he sighed contentedly and said “well that was a great last day”. I asked him “last day of what?” And he said, “this relationship”. We were stuck in traffic for 45 minutes after that

[denoredman]

Blast your Ex into Space ? If I was any

good at blasting she wouldn’t be my 

ex 

[mattyates1]

I remember once I was on a date with this beautiful girl and we were in a really nice restaurant. Things were going really well, having a really good chat getting to know each other getting along like we were meant to be. Anyway one conversation led to another and she admitted to me she hated fish party!!! I was so shocked I excused myself politely to the toilet and jumped out of the window. Fuck that would never have worked