On my way to break up (compassionately) with my girlfriend I panicked and went for a drink on the way to meet her...
Several drinks later and I started to chat to this girl who was out with friends fund raising for Children in Need, she was dressed as a Mermaid. I put £20 in their collecting bucket and bought a round...
About an hour later I went to break up with my then girlfriend who immediately slapped me across the face and dumped me!!! I was horrified until someone pointed out that I had lipstick and glitter across the crotch of my jeans and a big glittery hand print on my arse!
Oops...