Natava Posted February 5, 2020 Posted February 5, 2020 On 2/4/2020 at 8:27 PM, Natava said: Was seeing this man, who I ended up really liking, he just got a new van with a CD player and said he didn’t have any cd’s so I went online and bought him his favourite bands album, and while I was there I bought him a T-shirt, So I went upto his house to cut his hair and give him the small gifts I got him, he opened the bag and was really great full until he said “this top is getting wore when I go to the concert with carol” who I then found out was his other bit on the side, and bought tickets for them both to see a band, I was mortified, ended up shacking up with worst enemy (who his previous ex had left him for), had a drink and night out with him and his friends, and posted the pictures on Facebook for him to see 😂 not spoke to him since, and now he’s official with that woman, dodged a bullet there haha
ROSCOE1234 Posted February 5, 2020 Posted February 5, 2020 Years ago, i started dating a lass and after a few weeks it was valentines day, to impress her i booked a table at a posh restaurant. We met up at a pub near the restaurant and had a few drinks before going onto the restaurant. We had a hand in hand walk there and all was going well, we had a drink before being shown to our table and we could both smell something unpleasant in there, i'd only trod in dog shit outside and brought it in with me.......the dog shit trail led to me and i was asked to remove my shoes if i wanted to stay and they was put outside the back door. I was red faced all throughout the meal......after that night of shame and expense she ditched me ...ah well...... all's fair in love and dog shit.
sophb97 Posted February 5, 2020 Posted February 5, 2020 Funny or disgusting, take it however you want to, but I ran myself a lovely bubble bath, i popped to the bedroom to get my stuff and when i got back to the bathroom my other half had got in my bath!! I was foaming so I stood over him in the bath and pissed on him😂 marked my territory didnt I, hes never done it again😂
Kayleigh12302 Posted February 5, 2020 Posted February 5, 2020 I went on a date with guy that I met through a mutual friend.. date was going perfect we were sat having a coffee in a busy costa anyway up came to topic of the dirty deed and he told me he’s into cuckholding..(big no no) to make it worse he said he was attachted to people that look his mother. I did the typical ‘I’m just off to check my lippy and freshen up’ of course I was trying to sneak off. To my unbeknown knowledge to escape the date I had to walk back past the table he was sat at!🙄 so I looked at myself in the bathroom mirror and basically just told myself to peg it, so I did!!! As I ran out the bathroom and past the table I looked him dead in the eyes and clearly I didn’t realise how fast I was running because I rang straight into the door and cracked my head open😂 long story short he took me to hospital and I had to sit there with him for four hours after trying to ditch him... akwardest moment of my life not going to lie! Woke up the next morning with a black eye and a sore head. blocked him off everything still to this day he’s asks my friend if I’m okay😂😂
Sianybr0 Posted February 6, 2020 Posted February 6, 2020 When me and my partner broke up once, we blocked each other on everything for a few days and he messaged me on ebay hahaha
GiveItAPokeagain Posted February 9, 2020 Posted February 9, 2020 On my way to break up (compassionately) with my girlfriend I panicked and went for a drink on the way to meet her... Several drinks later and I started to chat to this girl who was out with friends fund raising for Children in Need, she was dressed as a Mermaid. I put £20 in their collecting bucket and bought a round... About an hour later I went to break up with my then girlfriend who immediately slapped me across the face and dumped me!!! I was horrified until someone pointed out that I had lipstick and glitter across the crotch of my jeans and a big glittery hand print on my arse! Oops...
Welshbubble Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 My first date with this guy i so desperately wanted to impress we went to a restaurant, I tried to let a quiet fart out but it obviously didn't happen the way I planned! Not sure who was more shocked me or him! He told me to go to the toilet and met me in the car park 😂 he's still with me to this day, what an ice breaker, my valentines card I got him this year, 5 years strong 💪 1
Nick8886 Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 I came home early from work to surprise my lovely partner and cook dinner only to discover she was already eating ......... between the legs of another woman! I was told that I should join in because its every mans dream , maybe in the world of porn it is but not in real life I'm afraid . That and the fact the other woman was an absolute minger 😂😂. But that was the end of that and she then moved away with her new girlfriend lol
Rachel95 Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 What type of man walks out on his partner and 3 kids just because I didn't show him any kind of loving. Not always available for him. Am boring bla bla when you have 3 kids and your youngest is autistic and takes up your time 24/7 last thing you wanna do is bump uglys na mate I want SLEEP. #singlefromnowon #battriesarelife 😂😂
FruitySlots Posted February 11, 2020 Author Posted February 11, 2020 On 2/5/2020 at 9:25 PM, sophb97 said: Funny or disgusting, take it however you want to, but I ran myself a lovely bubble bath, i popped to the bedroom to get my stuff and when i got back to the bathroom my other half had got in my bath!! I was foaming so I stood over him in the bath and pissed on him😂 marked my territory didnt I, hes never done it again😂 we want to know what stuff you were getting from the bedroom............
emmarami Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 Divorced my ex in 1995 and in Australia you have to go to court which was a Friday and obtain decree nissi .Ex didn't go as he couldn't be bothered . when picking up the kids from him ,he and his Girlfriend all dressed up ready to celebrate his new found freedom .had to piss him off so i said sorry about today but at the last minute i realised i still love you so didn't go through with it . His and his skanky girlfriend were in shock .I drove off and He had to wait till Monday to find out from his lawyer that it did go through ..Best weekend ever
Dannyboyd1 Posted February 11, 2020 Posted February 11, 2020 i was once with this girl who i wont name, it was valentines day and i asked her what she wanted and too my suprise she said she wanted to try anal for the first time, she was being deadly serious so i thought ok, i brought her some flowers and choclates on the day and we was having a drink in her bedroom and one thing led to another and before i knew it i was balls deep! might i say she loved it! anyway about 2 hours later we was sitting in her mums living room WITH HER MUM eating choclate and she says im just popping to the toilet so as she got up i went into her room to grab a jumper and as we came back in her mum goes dan your such a messy bugger youve got all choclate over the sofa! she then proceeds to wipe it and smell it and lick her finger being a bit merry ! turns out the girl has leaked on the sofa and her mum licked it off THIS IS A TRUE STORY!!! horrifies me to this day lol
baby1j1 Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 An ex is an ex for a reason and can stay in the bin where it belongs!!!! I met my hubby over bbm( remember BlackBerry phones? Haha I was looking for a music producer to help me progress my singing career then I just couldn't believe the connection I had with him he made me smile he made me laugh he made me feel like the luckiest girl in the world I was so scared to ask him out haha so It came to new years and i had a bit to drink so gave me the confidence to ask him and he said YES woop!!!! Haha...he then proposed to me a couple months later and I said YES and I'm still so so happy with my boo 😁😁 been 10 years with two beautiful daughters couldn't ask for more ❤❤❤❤ happy valentines xxxx
gelkinwhite Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 my best experience was on a blind date with a beautiful girl from California called Mia,very nice and friendly and after a few pubs and drinks we found a quiet bar and started to talk about our past lovers ,so I said to her after a quick short for courage.....where's the strangest place you've had sex?She looked at me ..blushed and said , "in my ass" to which I spat my pint all over her.....never saw her again.
Chantelle lauren Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 Worst date experience ever never ever go to tinder lmao!!!!. But then life changed and I met a nice man who made a difference to mine and my children’s life after a domestic abuse relationship I found it hard trusting anybody and thought men were all the same well 4 years down the line I finally went to tinder cringe I no! well after speaking to what I thought was a nice caring man we decided to meet up he had booked a table at a nice restaurant and we was going to the pictures well he then decided we had to go back to his as he needed to go to the tolite he didnt Like public restrooms how romantic so I’m sitting in his living room whilst hearing him straining on the tolite he then texts me to say he’s ran out of loo roll and for me to go get him some from the cupboard was feeling so sick at this time litrelly was the shittest date ever and safe to say I never replied to him and deleted tinder! but I then ment a lovely man who changed my experiences 4 years down the line we have a beautiful baby boy together aswell as our 4 children we never get a break and this would be so nice to just have some us time definitely won’t be a shitty date for sure btw love watching your streams x
Ilovegarysme Posted February 13, 2020 Posted February 13, 2020 I broke up with a lad because he walked too fast. He was 10 inches taller than me and a self described 'fast walker'. I was constantly asking him to slow down. He’d say OK and then three steps later, I’m jogging to keep up with his long legged ass again. We were out on the town one night and I was wearing a mini dress with high heels. The area of town is older but trendy and has cobbled streets. I happened to catch a glimpse of myself in a bar window and I was literally jogging in four inch heels on a cobbled road. It occurred to me that I was probably going to spend the next 10years of my life chasing this idiot. So I just stopped and turned into the bar. It took him a few minutes to realise I wasn’t following him. I didn’t answer the phone when he called, and never spoke to him again
Gaz23leeds Posted February 14, 2020 Posted February 14, 2020 Hi well once i was datein this girl she started to piss me off by going out every night and not coming home till stupid o clock i new the relationship was coming to an end anyways before i could finish it i met another woman took her out in to town in leeds and then was caught in the market by my current so called gf it was so funny! ended up losing both of them in the end aha moral of the story if your not happy finish and start again and dont cheat as u always get caught lol
Colonelnectar Posted February 15, 2020 Posted February 15, 2020 On 2/5/2020 at 9:26 AM, maxc19 said: i had been dating this girl for 10 months and we were in LOVE, or at least I thought. My friend stole my phone while we were hanging out and texted her something about potatoes, so her and i launched into a supposedly friendly debate over which are better: curly or regular fries. i, of course, was defending the curlies. all of the sudden, she ATTACKS me textually. “You are so fucking stupid. Your food opinions make you sound like a six year old. You think your opinion is fact. You sound so fucking stupid, i was SHOCKED and didn’t respond. thirty minutes later she texts me and says shes crying. 2 hours later and the relationship is officially over. curley fries before hoes my g. you did the right thing
FruitySlots Posted February 17, 2020 Author Posted February 17, 2020 Congratulations to @Beauty1 and @Vamptaff as your posts were the 2 winnings posts picked out at random during our live stream on Monday 17th feb. I will email you both today! Check your jumk/spam folders please.
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